Posted by Eyes Only at host-12-241-27-217.pobox.net.uk on October 25, 2003 at 22:26:40:
In Reply to: now THAT would have to be a loud megaphone! posted by Oi-now with 38% more PUNK! on October 25, 2003 at 22:21:11:
: Knock knock..
Who's there/
John...
John who?
*pops tab on well shaken can of soda - or champagne cork if one has it to hand - and liberally sprays audience*
John the Baptist!