Here, I can help you cross one of those off...


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Posted by miss d at bl-cods-cmsales.ads.iu.edu on October 17, 2003 at 14:35:17:

In Reply to: Top ten things I will say in the delivery room posted by AshFan on October 17, 2003 at 14:26:03:

: 4. Doc, how much to throw in a couple extra stiches when we're done?

Teach her the beauty of keigel excercises.

Or maybe she should teach you...

As for the rest of them, I hope the words sound good when them come out, because after you say them you're going watch in horror as her head spins, and she transforms into the devil and shoots some (arguably deserving) flames of death at you from her eyes.

Well that, and it may be a few years before you're allowed to have sex again...


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