Posted by oldangelmidnight at hse-montreal-ppp102117.qc.sympatico.ca on October 17, 2003 at 14:29:50:
In Reply to: Top ten things I will say in the delivery room posted by AshFan on October 17, 2003 at 14:26:03:
say all that. The powers of a woman in labour are superhuman times infinity
: 10. Could you keep it down, I am trying to watch TV
: 9. You don't know what pain is! I dislocated my shoulder once!
: 8. Hey Doc, pick a card, any card
: 7. Did you remember to set VCR before we left?
: 6. Hey, I'm sleeping here!
: 5. Hurry up, my feet are getting sore
: 4. Doc, how much to throw in a couple extra stiches when we're done?
: 3. Wow do you look stupid with your legs up like that!
: 2. You still look fat, is there another one in there?
: 1. Great! Can you go get me a glass of water? I'm exhausted!