Posted by NumberOneFan at wc06.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com on October 17, 2003 at 13:42:34:
Hi Mr. Smith. My name is Mary Le Clair and I am 21 and from Toronto,
Ontario, Canada. I have seen all of your movies a number of times. I think
you are a true example of a genius. I know you probably hear this all the
time but I am your number one fan (hence the nickname), and please don't
think of that movie "Misery" when I say that. I won't try to lock you in a
room and force you to write scripts my way. (If you haven't seen "Misery"
that won't be the least bit funny and i'll feel like a total dumbass, an
if you have seen it and don't laugh i'll also feel like a dumbass.)
Anyway, I am writing you to ask you some questions. I am an apsiring
writer myself, not scripts for movies mind you,(like your talented ass),
but novels. Where are you mostly when you come up with idea's for your
movies? Does anyone inspire you? Out of all your movies which is your
personal favorite and why? Out of movies in gereral what are some of your
favorites? How hard did you laugh when you seen the giant spider in "Wild
Wild West?"(After all that bullshit with that Warner Brother's guy and the
new Superman script). Did you know when you first met Jen, when she came
to your room the first night you both met to interview you for USA Today,
that she would be your one and only forever? Did you believe for one
minute that the guy in the audience at "An Evening with Kevin Smith"(Kent
State) was really named Geek? (sorry I just had to add that one in). Is
Mr. Mewes doing ok? As a child did you always want to be a writer or did
you have any other ambitions? What types of music do you listen to? I have
so many others, but I know you're a busy man and if you don't have time to
reply i'll understand. I just wanted you to know that you're awesome and
so is Mr. Mewes. Any advice from you as to how I could become as witty a
writer as yourself? Your movies bring me up when I'm down, and just show
how the world is from your point of view, which is my point of view as
well. I can identify with the humour in your dialouge. I wish you and Jen
all the best. You are a true sweetheart I'm sure of it, but I always love
it when you kick it up a notch, BAM!!! (If you've never seen the cooking
show "essence of Emeril" you wont find that the least bit funny either,
and if you have and don't laugh once again i'll feel like a dumbass). You
rock my world and I can't wait to see what's up your sleeve next. You are
truly, truly a genius and it's so good to see a writer have the courage to
say what everybody laughs about in their own minds eye, but would never
say themsleves out loud. Have a nice day and thank you for your time and
attention in reading this post. (I can't believe that Prince didn't thank
you for all your hard work and stress with HIS documentary, and screw Tim
Burton and his Quote!) Thanks again...Your Number One Fan, ~Mary from the
T-Dot O-Dot(Toronto)~