Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on October 17, 2003 at 11:50:41:
In Reply to: Cute! nt posted by Typpzy on October 17, 2003 at 11:42:33:
: : It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it. Here is
: : one with none:
: : Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.
: : A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the
: : birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
: : The birch says he cannot tell.
: : Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker,
: : you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son
: : of a birch?"
: : The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither
: : a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."