Clem and his sy-kick chicken needs help

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Posted by rasses at 67.42.17.94 on October 20, 2003 at 20:26:31:

We are in need of help! Clem and his poor excuse of a rooster have disappeared (nevermind his so called psychic abilities) (the chicken that is). We have searched to no avail throughout the night and all we found were mutilated cattle, strange circular patterns in the corn field, and something that appears to be Elvis' face molded from donkey dung. Yes, we do realize this is Georgia (common sightings here) but we miss him ... and Clem of course. Sunday is just around the corner and without Sy-kick chicken to amaze the masses (at the Gospel Speak-n-Tounges ralley) with his truely gifted fortune clucking we will have to resort to snake handling. Please help. If you happen to see him please notify Gessupi and Beldor at Raff1ut@msn.com. We just hope it wasn't Space Herpies that got him.

Turk Rasses

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My prayers go out to you, in hopes that Clem and freeleonardpeltier 20:30:50 10/20/03 (1)
- Re: My prayers go out to you, in hopes that Clem a rasses 20:47:34 10/20/03 (0)
dear ms Turk shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 20:29:54 10/20/03 (1)
- Re: dear ms Turk rasses 20:46:18 10/20/03 (0)

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: We are in need of help! Clem and his poor excuse of a rooster have disappeared (nevermind his so called psychic abilities) (the chicken that is). We have searched to no avail throughout the night and all we found were mutilated cattle, strange circular patterns in the corn field, and something that appears to be Elvis' face molded from donkey dung. Yes, we do realize this is Georgia (common sightings here) but we miss him ... and Clem of course. Sunday is just around the corner and without Sy-kick chicken to amaze the masses (at the Gospel Speak-n-Tounges ralley) with his truely gifted fortune clucking we will have to resort to snake handling. Please help. If you happen to see him please notify Gessupi and Beldor at Raff1ut@msn.com. We just hope it wasn't Space Herpies that got him. : Turk Rasses

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