Posted by Runshouse21 at nytgate1.nytimes.com on October 20, 2003 at 13:24:10:
In Reply to: Time for the Monday Joke Off!!!!! posted by Ralphy ™ on October 20, 2003 at 13:21:03:
: Read the short article, then hit us with some jokes. If you make me shoot the milk I'm drinking out of my nostrils, you win.
: Unbelievable
: Mon October 20, 2003 09:31 AM ET
: BORDEAUX, France (Reuters) - A French judge was placed under official investigation for "sexual exposure" in a courtroom, prosecutors said on Friday, after a newspaper reported the judge masturbated while a lawyer pleaded her case.
: The 39-year old judge masturbated for several minutes on Wednesday while listening to a female lawyer addressing the court in a case dealing with a dispute between neighbors, regional paper La Charente Libre said.
: One of the paper's reporters saw the judge "making unambiguous gestures after discretely lifting his judicial robe and opening his trousers," it said.
: The judge was temporarily suspended from his professional duties and examined by a psychiatrist, a prosecutor in the southwestern town of Angouleme said.