Ok, I feel I have to share.......

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Posted by pilky9o at kicxmrtr.csolve.net on October 18, 2003 at 12:34:34:

The woman and I were watching a porn last week, and the strangest thing happened.

So I'm watching this porn with my lady, life is good, then, the starlet, at the top of her lungs screams "SHIT!" And I don't mean like shitr this is good, I mean she angrily nastily screamed shit, but not in horror, in ecstacy.

So I went from pointing out the holes in the ceiling to showing how bad the carpet is, if you know what I mean.

This thing freaked me out.

Then it got wqorse, she continued to scream this word out.

But the guy, well the guy was terribly. He didn his thing and as he was you know throwing down on her face he screamed something at the top of his lungs too.

He screamed, now get this....."DROPPING A LOAD!"

I mean he really belted it out like he was carrying 400 pounds of lumber and had to drop it in place.

Porn in this case was being used as a turn on, this thing didn't work.

So tell me, what's your worst porn experience.

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Not the worst, but best line I've heard in porn... Slavei 13:15:15 10/18/03 (0)
Re: Ok, I feel I have to share....... Cthulhukat42 12:53:24 10/18/03 (0)
pilky have i ever mentioned oldangelmidnight 12:52:31 10/18/03 (0)
I can think of one shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! 12:44:47 10/18/03 (1)
- Re: I can think of one pilky9o 12:48:51 10/18/03 (0)

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: The woman and I were watching a porn last week, and the strangest thing happened. : So I'm watching this porn with my lady, life is good, then, the starlet, at the top of her lungs screams "SHIT!" And I don't mean like shitr this is good, I mean she angrily nastily screamed shit, but not in horror, in ecstacy. : So I went from pointing out the holes in the ceiling to showing how bad the carpet is, if you know what I mean. : This thing freaked me out. : Then it got wqorse, she continued to scream this word out. : But the guy, well the guy was terribly. He didn his thing and as he was you know throwing down on her face he screamed something at the top of his lungs too. : He screamed, now get this....."DROPPING A LOAD!" : I mean he really belted it out like he was carrying 400 pounds of lumber and had to drop it in place. : Porn in this case was being used as a turn on, this thing didn't work. : So tell me, what's your worst porn experience.

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