Posted by AshFan at fwwwpx01.ex.cargill.com on October 09, 2003 at 15:22:48:
OMG! I had one last weekend and I'm STILL DRUNK!!! It was like the coolest thing that I have ever put in my mouth! I like beer now, and hope that when I finally have sex with a girl, that she likes beer too, because then we can have beer in the fridge and drink it, and then when we are drunk she will show me her boobs!! I saw a report once that said beer was good for you and I CANT BELIEVE IT because its SO FUN! One time my dad had some beer, and he told me it almost made him do heroin, but I think that he was just trying to scare me, and he did a little because I still cant stand needles, but if you could mix it with beer I guess I might try it, because beer is SO GOOD! Has anyone else tried beer? I would HIGHLY recommend it because it is very fun, and cool. I wonder if any movie stars drink beer, I'll bet they would be my friend if I buy them one... it's kind of expensive, but TOTALLY worth it if a movie start would be my best friend for showing him how cool beer is, then we could bothe drink beer with my girlfriend and she would show us her boobs when she was wasted. But I hope the movie start wouldn't hit on her because then I would freak out on him, and take away his beer, and ask him to leave our trailer, cuz thats just not cool man, movie star or not, you can't drink my beer, and try to steal my woman, drunk or not man. I hope I can score some more beer this weekend, if I can get like... two beers me and my buds can PARTY DOWN and rock out all drunk and shit. I really like beer.