Re: My poll of the night... er... maybe morning...

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Posted by Mackity Mack at on October 10, 2003 at 01:03:26:

In Reply to: My poll of the night... er... maybe morning... posted by Roman_Maronie on October 10, 2003 at 00:09:27:

: Does a new day start at midnight, or do you have to go to sleep first?

A new day begins at midnight, but midnight begins at different times around the planet. Trippy, huh?

: What band do you love that nobody else has heard of?

The late, great one-man band, Wesley Willis

: Song people should download (or buy!) if they want to get a feel for said band?

"I Whooped Batman's Ass"

: Do you fear the reaper?

Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor does the wind, the sun or the rain. I want to be like they are. (Surely someone else as answered this question just like this before me? I never read follow-ups.)

: Do you have a fever?

Does a fever blister count? (No, dumb-ass, blisters don't learn mathematics).

: If so, is the only prescription MORE COWBELL?

Trick question. MORE COWBELL is the prescription to EVERYTHING. We could've avoided the whole Iraq-thing, had someone informed W. of this simple truism.

: In your opinion, was Guy doing drugs when he married Madonna?

Guy who?

: How much money are you taking to Stash Bash?

: If you answered that question, do you fear being mugged now!?!

: Can I get a what what?

As far as Fitty Cents goes - I want my 48 pennies back.

: How many times can you say the words "anal leakage" and not at least smile?

Same number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.

: Any Questions?

Who are you? Miss Cleo?

: The answer to your question is: Of course.

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