Posted by Mackity Mack at adsl-68-74-58-115.dsl.ipltin.ameritech.net on October 10, 2003 at 01:03:26:
In Reply to: My poll of the night... er... maybe morning... posted by Roman_Maronie on October 10, 2003 at 00:09:27:
: Does a new day start at midnight, or do you have to go to sleep first?
A new day begins at midnight, but midnight begins at different times around the planet. Trippy, huh?
: What band do you love that nobody else has heard of?
The late, great one-man band, Wesley Willis
: Song people should download (or buy!) if they want to get a feel for said band?
"I Whooped Batman's Ass"
: Do you fear the reaper?
Seasons don't fear the reaper. Nor does the wind, the sun or the rain. I want to be like they are. (Surely someone else as answered this question just like this before me? I never read follow-ups.)
: Do you have a fever?
Does a fever blister count? (No, dumb-ass, blisters don't learn mathematics).
: If so, is the only prescription MORE COWBELL?
Trick question. MORE COWBELL is the prescription to EVERYTHING. We could've avoided the whole Iraq-thing, had someone informed W. of this simple truism.
: In your opinion, was Guy doing drugs when he married Madonna?
Guy who?
: How much money are you taking to Stash Bash?
: If you answered that question, do you fear being mugged now!?!
: Can I get a what what?
As far as Fitty Cents goes - I want my 48 pennies back.
: How many times can you say the words "anal leakage" and not at least smile?
Same number of licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.
: Any Questions?
Who are you? Miss Cleo?
: The answer to your question is: Of course.