Posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King at nat0.ucc.ac.uk on September 24, 2003 at 09:26:48:
In Reply to: Re: This poll is sponsored by OmniCorp's OmniThing posted by cisco3600 on September 24, 2003 at 09:23:53:
: 1. Who would be a good spokesman for Omnicorp?
: Nigh Omnipitus
: 2. How can Omnicorp improve their service?
: Two words: Curb Service
: 3. What can you bring to a job for Omni Corp?
: A unwavering commitment to Omnicorp’s continued growth as a company while maintaining the highest standards in product quality and customer care. I can also bring a rack of Guinness and some nudie mags. Let me know.
: 4. If a train going to Pheonix is going at 125 miles per hour, and a train going to London is going at 150 miles per hour, how long will it take for the trains to collide in an alternate galaxy?
: It’s a trick question. The London bound train’s speed would be measured in kilometers per hour. Nice try.
: 5. Come up with a jingle for a company that produces everything in the world.
: You need a lug nut, a chimney, or electrical tape?
: Or a riding lawn mower, perhaps a piece of slate?
: Whether it’s particle accelerators or gelatin mix
: Omnicorp’s you’re pusher, so come get your fix.