Posted by cisco3600 at pool-141-154-243-34.bos.east.verizon.net on September 24, 2003 at 09:23:53:
In Reply to: This poll is sponsored by OmniCorp's OmniThings posted by Will Turner, Karaoke King on September 24, 2003 at 08:42:46:
1. Who would be a good spokesman for Omnicorp?
Nigh Omnipitus
2. How can Omnicorp improve their service?
Two words: Curb Service
3. What can you bring to a job for Omni Corp?
A unwavering commitment to Omnicorp’s continued growth as a company while maintaining the highest standards in product quality and customer care. I can also bring a rack of Guinness and some nudie mags. Let me know.
4. If a train going to Pheonix is going at 125 miles per hour, and a train going to London is going at 150 miles per hour, how long will it take for the trains to collide in an alternate galaxy?
It’s a trick question. The London bound train’s speed would be measured in kilometers per hour. Nice try.
5. Come up with a jingle for a company that produces everything in the world.
You need a lug nut, a chimney, or electrical tape?
Or a riding lawn mower, perhaps a piece of slate?
Whether it’s particle accelerators or gelatin mix
Omnicorp’s you’re pusher, so come get your fix.