Posted by Kiss It at netcache-2002.public.lawson.webtv.net on September 26, 2003 at 05:39:34:
In Reply to: Re: Yes... Because the devil is real... posted by Kid Corruption on September 26, 2003 at 03:58:21:
May Pazuzu fuck your rose garden.
A thousand years ago was the 1800's-1900's. The fact that the situations discussed in the Bible surrounding Satan happened between B.C. and A.D. (Anno Domini "in the year of our lord") makes it 3003 years ago. And since the Bible is a fiction-based book (or embellished, I should say, to lessen the shit in the Christian's diapers) the calender and events vary so much, that it looks like it was put into a blender and let the scenes fall where they may. And since the part in Dogma about the million years is so hot for you, remember, he was talking about the results of the "War for the Throne", which most likely happened several, SEV-ER-AL years before any recorded date.
Since Dogma supposedly rights misconceptions about the Bible, take the fucking demon's word for it, alright? Sound good? Ok, then.
Now, it is not 2003 A.D. It's 2003 C.E.
And the devil is not real.