Posted by cokechic at alpha45221.kingwoodcable.com on September 24, 2003 at 11:54:38:
In Reply to: (--My First Poll Ever--) posted by Ralphy ™ on September 24, 2003 at 11:15:55:
: Enjoy.
: 1) If Kev's next film was Home Alone 5 (PG) starring Ben Affleck, Kathy Griffon, Whoopi Goldberg and David Faustino, and he kept posting that it was the best stuff he's ever shot, would you see it in the theaters?
Yep.. then I'd rip it to shreads if need be.
: 2) Give us a funny scenerio that's happened to you or someone you know involving a bathroom.
my nephew tried to clean my toilet with consentrated liqued vanish... the one that goes in the BACK of the toilet. Ended up getting it everywhere and staining the grout. When we tried to suck it up with the wetvac, it exploded all over my white berber carpet. That was 2 years ago and I still have some blue grout. Wait.. you said funny? Hmm.. I know lots of diareah stories...
: 3) Name a cartoon character (that is NOT Jessica Rabbit) that you'd date/hook up with.
Brad pitt when he turned cartoon in Cool World.
: 4) You have a time machine. You can use it to go back in time to any era after 1950, and you can steal credit for something. In other words, you can travel to 1990 and make Clerks before Kevin if you wanted. What do you use your time machine to steal credit for?
The invention of Windows. Fuck Bill Gates. hehehe
: 5) You get a night with the hottest celebrity you can imagine. But before he/she removes their clothes, they reveal that they were born the opposite sex. Do you still go through with the good lovin'?
No... I find the second hottest celeb and fuck him.
: 6) There's a band that covers your life. Every song they do is about you. What's the band called (and are they any good)?
The Good Life... and hell yes they are
: 7) You get to throw a pie on someone's face and run away laughing (not Bill Gates, he already got a face full of pie). Who's face do you throw a pie at?
hmmm... Ralphy.. because he would no doubt turn it into something sexual
: 8) If hell is personalized for individual people, describe what your hell would be if you went there when you died.
Put Shaggy on repeat... showed hunting shows only on TV... had me on a strict diet of string beans and rasberry juice... and had a high tech pc with cable modem and NOT let me use.
: 9) Pick a board member and write 3 good things about 'em.
I hate these questions... I hate picking 1 person.
But.. It's gonna be Xtian.
Funny.. sweet..smooth. Just the way I like 'em. ;)