Posted by cynicalderek at ky-richmond2b-190.rhmdky.adelphia.net on September 24, 2003 at 11:29:17:
In Reply to: (--My First Poll Ever--) posted by Ralphy ™ on September 24, 2003 at 11:15:55:
: Enjoy.
: 1) If Kev's next film was Home Alone 5 (PG) starring Ben Affleck, Kathy Griffon, Whoopi Goldberg and David Faustino, and he kept posting that it was the best stuff he's ever shot, would you see it in the theaters?
sure
: 2) Give us a funny scenerio that's happened to you or someone you know involving a bathroom.
when i lived in a dorm there was a guy that we called "the buffer." use your imagination.
: 3) Name a cartoon character (that is NOT Jessica Rabbit) that you'd date/hook up with.
Holly Would from cool world
: 4) You have a time machine. You can use it to go back in time to any era after 1950, and you can steal credit for something. In other words, you can travel to 1990 and make Clerks before Kevin if you wanted. What do you use your time machine to steal credit for?
booze, i would invent booze
: 5) You get a night with the hottest celebrity you can imagine. But before he/she removes their clothes, they reveal that they were born the opposite sex. Do you still go through with the good lovin'?
i think not
: 6) There's a band that covers your life. Every song they do is about you. What's the band called (and are they any good)?
they are called the drunken assholes. they have the worse vocals than guttermouth, but they know how to rock.
: 7) You get to throw a pie on someone's face and run away laughing (not Bill Gates, he already got a face full of pie). Who's face do you throw a pie at?
al gore
: 8) If hell is personalized for individual people, describe what your hell would be if you went there when you died.
i would be surrounded by smelly hippies listening to folk music
: 9) Pick a board member and write 3 good things about 'em.
that's the hardest poll request that i've ever seen.