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Posted by "The Swingset Scene" at user172.net813.nc.sprint-hsd.net on September 24, 2003 at 11:26:33:

In Reply to: (--My First Poll Ever--) posted by Ralphy ™ on September 24, 2003 at 11:15:55:

: Enjoy.

: 1) If Kev's next film was Home Alone 5 (PG) starring Ben Affleck, Kathy Griffon, Whoopi Goldberg and David Faustino, and he kept posting that it was the best stuff he's ever shot, would you see it in the theaters?

-Sure. Why not, I saw the first 2.

: 2) Give us a funny scenerio that's happened to you or someone you know involving a bathroom.

-I will try to make it brief... Annoying kid in college. Really really drunk. Bathroom was between suites. They locked him in. He started to try to flood the place. They threatened him. Then, when he came out, one guy pretended the annoying kid had opened the door, and hit him in the head. So, somewhere in the drunken ramblings between the two, they decide to let the guy who faked it hit the annoying kid with the door. Then, he swung it really hard, and almost knocked the guy out. You HAD to have been there. Also too, you have to know WHO this annoying kid was, and you wouldn't feel bad for him, trust me.

: 3) Name a cartoon character (that is NOT Jessica Rabbit) that you'd date/hook up with.

-Daphne!

: 4) You have a time machine. You can use it to go back in time to any era after 1950, and you can steal credit for something. In other words, you can travel to 1990 and make Clerks before Kevin if you wanted. What do you use your time machine to steal credit for?

-Calvin and Hobbes.

: 5) You get a night with the hottest celebrity you can imagine. But before he/she removes their clothes, they reveal that they were born the opposite sex. Do you still go through with the good lovin'?

-Doubt it.

: 6) There's a band that covers your life. Every song they do is about you. What's the band called (and are they any good)?

-"How can you be good at everything?" Yeah, kinda.

: 7) You get to throw a pie on someone's face and run away laughing (not Bill Gates, he already got a face full of pie). Who's face do you throw a pie at?

-Warren Sapp

: 8) If hell is personalized for individual people, describe what your hell would be if you went there when you died.

-There would only be "the hum" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO!

: 9) Pick a board member and write 3 good things about 'em.

Kevin

good dad.
good guy.
good writer.

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: : Enjoy. : : 1) If Kev's next film was Home Alone 5 (PG) starring Ben Affleck, Kathy Griffon, Whoopi Goldberg and David Faustino, and he kept posting that it was the best stuff he's ever shot, would you see it in the theaters? : -Sure. Why not, I saw the first 2. : : 2) Give us a funny scenerio that's happened to you or someone you know involving a bathroom. : -I will try to make it brief... Annoying kid in college. Really really drunk. Bathroom was between suites. They locked him in. He started to try to flood the place. They threatened him. Then, when he came out, one guy pretended the annoying kid had opened the door, and hit him in the head. So, somewhere in the drunken ramblings between the two, they decide to let the guy who faked it hit the annoying kid with the door. Then, he swung it really hard, and almost knocked the guy out. You HAD to have been there. Also too, you have to know WHO this annoying kid was, and you wouldn't feel bad for him, trust me. : : 3) Name a cartoon character (that is NOT Jessica Rabbit) that you'd date/hook up with. : -Daphne! : : 4) You have a time machine. You can use it to go back in time to any era after 1950, and you can steal credit for something. In other words, you can travel to 1990 and make Clerks before Kevin if you wanted. What do you use your time machine to steal credit for? : -Calvin and Hobbes. : : 5) You get a night with the hottest celebrity you can imagine. But before he/she removes their clothes, they reveal that they were born the opposite sex. Do you still go through with the good lovin'? : -Doubt it. : : 6) There's a band that covers your life. Every song they do is about you. What's the band called (and are they any good)? : -"How can you be good at everything?" Yeah, kinda. : : 7) You get to throw a pie on someone's face and run away laughing (not Bill Gates, he already got a face full of pie). Who's face do you throw a pie at? : -Warren Sapp : : 8) If hell is personalized for individual people, describe what your hell would be if you went there when you died. : -There would only be "the hum" AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO! : : 9) Pick a board member and write 3 good things about 'em. : Kevin : : good dad. : good guy. : good writer.

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