Posted by pilky9o at kicxmrtr.csolve.net on September 24, 2003 at 11:24:47:
In Reply to: (--My First Poll Ever--) posted by Ralphy ™ on September 24, 2003 at 11:15:55:
: Enjoy.
: 1) If Kev's next film was Home Alone 5 (PG) starring Ben Affleck, Kathy Griffon, Whoopi Goldberg and David Faustino, and he kept posting that it was the best stuff he's ever shot, would you see it in the theaters?
No. And Ralphy pal, if this is the kind of stuff you think about late at night as you are falling alseep, you need a woman....badly.
: 2) Give us a funny scenerio that's happened to you or someone you know involving a bathroom.
The first time I ever got drunk, By PILKY9O
So I am young, and living at home. I got out to a party. Return home smashed out of my tree. My dad is up, also smashed out of his tree. I tell him "dad, I'm too drunk to discuss it now, let's talk about it in the morniong" Luckily, he was too drunk to discuss it as well.
So I stumble to my room. Remove the grunge gear. Slide into my, no wait for it boys and girls, here it comes.....waterbed!!!!!!!
So needless to say, I have to almoist immediately run to the bathroom.
An hour later my dad waked me up. I had passed out naked on the floor hugging the toilet. He needed to throw up!
: 3) Name a cartoon character (that is NOT Jessica Rabbit) that you'd date/hook up with.
Cool world chick.
: 4) You have a time machine. You can use it to go back in time to any era after 1950, and you can steal credit for something. In other words, you can travel to 1990 and make Clerks before Kevin if you wanted. What do you use your time machine to steal credit for?
Paul Newman's own dressing. Fuck him, and fuck charity, I want the caysh!
: 5) You get a night with the hottest celebrity you can imagine. But before he/she removes their clothes, they reveal that they were born the opposite sex. Do you still go through with the good lovin'?
Only if they had both parts. I'm as curious as the next guy!
: 6) There's a band that covers your life. Every song they do is about you. What's the band called (and are they any good)?
Testeies of love! And no.
: 7) You get to throw a pie on someone's face and run away laughing (not Bill Gates, he already got a face full of pie). Who's face do you throw a pie at?
That Trent Reno assclown who is always posting about his stupid comnics and shit.
: 8) If hell is personalized for individual people, describe what your hell would be if you went there when you died.
There'd be alot of republicans, the tv would only get cnn, and I would get blowjobs on demand.....oh wait, that's my girlfriends hell. Mine is just a place without my girlfriend.
: 9) Pick a board member and write 3 good things about 'em.
Karla.
She's funny, and not just lookin.
She talks to me, and hopefully not out of pity.
And well...uh.....so how about those Vikings?