Posted by FXguy at dialup-67.25.27.173.dial1.miami1.level3.net on September 24, 2003 at 11:22:57:
When you did Scream 3, was that Second Unit, or was Wes directing?
And if it were Wes, was he strictly business, or did he engage in small talk?
I just can't imagine what he would talk about, but it probably goes something like this:
Wes: I'm Wes fucking Craven. Please forget the fact that 'The Hills Have Eyes 2' sucked.
You: Um, Okay...
Wes: I'm Wes fucking Craven! I could stick my name before anything by handing out some cash, and it'll be a smash hit. Next week, I'm lending my name to the Quaker Oats Company. Can you imagine? Itll be big: "Wes Craven Presents: Cracklin' Oat Bran".
You: Um, I do dick and fart jokes in my films.
Wes: Did I tell you I'm a religious man? I'm sure audiences have forgotten that my first movie had a death-by-blowjob scene in it.
You: I had a rubber poop-monster in one of mine...