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: : : : :LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hollywood celebrity couple Jennifer Lopez (news) and Ben Affleck (news) have split, at least temporarily, sources close to Affleck told Reuters. : : : : Shit like this makes me wonder how close these sources are. : : :The pair were seen on Friday in the Los Angeles area boarding planes to different U.S. cities, after postponing weekend wedding plans due to a media frenzy, said the sources, who wished to remain anonymous. : : You don't say! So, these sources, who are close to Affleck, saw them at the airport? Why didn't the sources walk up to Affleck, who they were close to, and say 'Hi?' OHHH! You mean 'physically' close! As in photographers, who won't let the man have a personal moment like EVER? So, to recap, people saw them together at the airport, where they boarded seperate planes? MAN, THEY MUST HATE EACH OTHER! : : :The sources said Sunday that sometime last week Affleck called close associates telling them that he and Lopez had broken up. On Saturday Affleck was spotted gambling and sunning himself without Lopez at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, they said. : : So whenever something happens with Ben, he goes around calling all his friends to tell them? Man, I'd love to see that call list. I wonder if he has one of those hierarchy call things, where he calls 4 people, and each of those people call 4 people, and so on. Ok, beyond that, he was gambling and tanning WITHOUT her?! She must be pissed! : : :Meanwhile, sources said that Lopez on Friday flew to her Miami residence and had made plans to head to Canada where she is filming a new movie with Richard Gere. : : SHE'S FUCKING RICHARD GERE?! Oh wait, they're just working together. You crazy paparazzo, telling me things that don't relate just to make me think people in Hollywood love fucking everyone else in Hollywood! : : :It was not certain if the break-up would be permanent, the sources said. : : Yeah, you know, because you can't really be secure in people's decisions when YOU DON'T KNOW THEM. : : :Representatives for the pair could not immediately be reached for comment. People magazine reported that the representatives said they had no knowledge of the break-up. : : Ok, so, these people know that many people are damn near ripping their eyes out to know more about them. I mean, fuck, photographers are around them all the damn time. So, they don't take time to tell their representatives that the center of all this attention is now over, so they can relate it to the public? : : :The pair, who reportedly planned to wed on Sunday at an estate in the hills near Santa Barbara, California, said in a joint statement last Wednesday that they had postponed the nuptials because of unwanted publicity. : : Now who would've ever gotten THAT idea?! : : :However after making that announcement, the couple were seen together at the trendy Los Angeles restaurant, The Ivy. : : They must've been there to discuss how much they loathe one another. : : :Lopez, 33, and Affleck, 31, are currently America's hottest celebrity couple, but doubts were cast over their engagement when stories surfaced in tabloids and magazines last month about Affleck visiting a strip club without Lopez in July. Lopez publicly shrugged off Affleck's night out. : : As opposed to visiting a strip club with her? No wonder she publicly shrugged it off. (a) it doesn't matter, as nothing happened, and she knows that that's Ben, and (b) there's no fucking way she could have shrugged it off privately! : : :One source familiar with the couple said that a request by Lopez for a prenuptial agreement may have chilled wedding plans. : : You can find about twenty sources familiar with the couple by watching E! television for an hour. This doesn't exactly scream 'reputable.' : : :The couple also suffered bad publicity when their first movie together, "Gigli," was panned by critics and flopped at the box office this summer. : : Because bad publicity = breakup. "Fuck! We just realized we made a bad movie! This just isn't going to work!"

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