Posted by GohanMD at cs666920-236.satx.rr.com on September 13, 2003 at 11:36:42:
Hey Kev. Third time asking you Q’s, possibly third time getting’ fat ass A’s. Feels good, don’t it?
First off, I was watching JSBSB, lovin’ it as always, and I came upon two weird things:
What the fuck was the whole GLAAD shit about? I didn’t notice any gay defamation. I mean, if there were any organizations that would get pissed at the movie, it’d be those domestic abuse people. I mean you beat the shit out of a lot of little kids in that movie. Why were the kids so young anyway? Couldn’t you have hired some teen-lookin’ kids?
Second, you said that Shannon did all of the tongue duels with Jay for real. And, that guy who plays the line producer on Bluntman & Chronic is supposedly her husband. Sooo, was Jay in danger of getting his ass kicked? Cause those two were going at it basically.
Oh, and how come you never wrote any good ending for Silent Bob? I mean, all he gets is a monkey? That must suck for him...er, you...umm, yeah. ?
Also, you didn’t like Hulk; did you at least enjoy the FX? I thought all the scenes where there was an actual hulk were great. (yes, even the Gamma-Dogs.)
And now, for the pitch.
Seeing as how you’re such a nice guy as well as an attractive one(I have to say that you’re the one guy I’d give a blow job to...and that’s sayin’ a lot), I have a request. With all of your friends in the business, are there any in the Austin area? You see, here in San Antonio we have this Independent Study & Mentorship class in which you get a mentor who teaches you in your field of study. (mine’s screenwriting.) So, if you did know anyone, even if they aren’t a screenwriter, I could still use their assistance, because if they know anyone, then I could very well be set. Also, I will enclose my email, and if you wish to send me any info from a third-party address (if you don’t feel comfortable giving a fan your email) then I’d appreciate it. Seriously, Kev. I hear that Austin is a big filmmaking area, but I’m just having trouble getting a mentor. Any help is appreciated greatly, and there’s probably a really huge thank-you card and/or box of Atkin’s Diet-friendly desserts in it for you to sweeten the deal. And I know you get post asking stuff like “put me in your movie!!!” but this one I really need and I don’t think it’s asking as much. You were a fan once. And you have become so much more. Please give me that chance. I know JG will rock. Peace. Respect. Oral Sex.
Marshall Dungan
GohanMD@satx.rr.com
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PS. Is it true that you started smoking as Silent Bob? Or is iMDB wrong yet again?