Sir Mix A Lot is my dad!-nt

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: : Sir Mix-A-Lot : : Baby Got Back : : : : Oh my god, Becky, look at her butt : : It is so big : : She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends : : Who understands those rap guys : : They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute, ok? : : I mean her butt : : It's just so big : : I can't believe it's so round : : It's just out there : : I mean, it's gross : : Look, she's just so black : : I like big butts and I can not lie : : You other brothers can't deny : : That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste : : And a round thing in your face : : You get sprung : : Wanna pull up front : : Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed : : Deep in the jeans she's wearing : : I'm hooked and I can't stop staring : : Oh, baby I wanna get with ya : : And take your picture : : My homeboys tried to warn me : : But with that butt you got : : Me so horny : : Ooh, rub all of that smooth skin : : You say you wanna get in my Benz : : Well use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy : : I've seen them dancin' : : The hell with romancin' : : She sweat, wet, got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette : : I'm tired of magazines : : saying flat butt's the only thing : : Take the average black man and ask him that : : She gotta pack much back, so : : Fellas (yeah), fellas (yeah) : : Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) : : Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt : : Baby got back : : (LA face with Oakland booty) : : I like'em round and big : : And when I'm throwin' a gig : : I just can't help myself : : I'm actin like an animal : : Now here's my scandal : : I wanna get you home : : And ugh, double ugh, ugh : : I ain't talkin' bout Playboy : : Cuz silicone parts were made for toys : : I wannem real thick and juicy : : So find that juicy double : : Mixalot's in trouble : : Beggin' for a piece of that bubble : : So I'm lookin' at rock videos : : Watchin' these bimbos walkin' like hoes : : You can have them bimbos : : I'll keep my women like Flo Jo : : A word to the thick soul sistas : : I wanna get with ya : : I won't cus or hit ya : : But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna fuck : : Til the break of dawn : : Baby, I got it goin on : : A lot of pimps won't like this song : : Cuz them punks like to hit it and quit it : : But I'd rather stay and play : : Cuz I'm long and I'm strong : : And I'm down to get the friction on : : So ladies (yeah), ladies (yeah) : : If you wanna role in my Mercedes (yeah) : : Then turn around : : Stick it out : : Even white boys got to shout : : Baby got back : : (LA face with the Oakland booty) : : Yeah baby : : When it comes to females : : Cosmo and got nothin to do with my selection : : 36-24-36 : : Only if she's 5'3" : : So your girlfriend rolls a Honda : : Playin' workout tapes by Fonda : : But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda : : My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hon : : You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt : : Some brothers wanna play that hard role : : and tell you that the butt need to go : : So they toss it and leave it : : And I pull up quick to retrieve it : : So Cosmo says you're fat : : Well I ain't down with that : : Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin' : : And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' : : To the beanpole dames in the magazines : : You ain't it Miss Thang : : Give me a sista I can't resist her : : Red beans and rice didn't miss her : : Some knucklehead tried to dis : : Cuz his girls were on my list : : He had game but he chose to hit 'em : : And pulled up quick to get with 'em : : So ladies if the butt is round : : And you wanna triple X throw down : : Dial 1-900-mixalot and kick them nasty thoughts : : Baby got back : : : : my friend was singing it earlier, and I can't get it out of my head...I : : know all of the words by heart too...kinda scary (hehe)

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