Posted by Kevyblueyez at d59.as0.lncs.oh.voyager.net on September 04, 2003 at 10:45:45:
In Reply to: Re: Poll of amazing mediocrity posted by dinochic on September 04, 2003 at 10:36:18:
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: : 1-You are single and pregnant, what do you do? (this is for the men of course lol) A: Sell my movie rights to view askew.
: : 2-You have $10 a free 3 hours. What do you do? A: Go to Mooby's and eat like a fat rat.
: : 3-You have 8 pieces of wood, some wood glue, paint and some glitter, what do you make? A: A huge club to smash skulls with.
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: : 4-You find a wallet on the floor in a movie theater, no one is around and there is no ID but it does contain $500 what do you do? A: I would take the damn thing and go out and buy all the View Askew Merch. I could.
: : 5-Your 3 year old child upon getting him into the car reveals he just stole a toy form the store you were in, what do you do? A: Say "Hell yeah, nice job, and then tell them not to do it again.
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: : 6-You have a member of the opposite sex passed out next to you, what do you do? PUt makeup on him and make him pretty. A: I would do the gentlmanly thing of putting a blanket on them.
: : 7-You have a canvas, paint and brushes, what do you paint? A: A wierd looking painting of C*ckknocker.
: : 8-You have modeling clay, what do you sculpt? A: A giant replica of my penis.