Posted by Slavei at 24-136-27-7.na.21stcentury.net on September 04, 2003 at 10:33:20:
In Reply to: Poll of amazing mediocrity posted by Heather~Fluent in Typo~ on September 04, 2003 at 10:25:08:
: 1-You are single and pregnant, what do you do? (this is for the men of course lol)
Call The Weekly World News. They'd like that.
: 2-You have $10 a free 3 hours. What do you do?
What the hell does "$10 a free 3 hours" mean?
: 3-You have 8 pieces of wood, some wood glue, paint and some glitter, what do you make?
Nothing. I put it down & go watch Doggy Fizzle Televizzle.
: 4-You find a wallet on the floor in a movie theater, no one is around and there is no ID but it does contain $500 what do you do?
If there's no ID in it, there's no way to get it back to the original owner. I'd take the money & buy crack.
: 5-Your 3 year old child upon getting him into the car reveals he just stole a toy form the store you were in, what do you do?
I have a 3 yr. old child??!! Holy crapper.
: 6-You have a member of the opposite sex passed out next to you, what do you do?
So why am I still awake? Actually I'd take my clothes off, wake the girl up & act like she did something to me while I was 'passed out'.
: 7-You have a canvas, paint and brushes, what do you paint?
I'd paint myself like Farrah Fawcett did.
: 8-You have modeling clay, what do you sculpt?
A 14" life-size version of my wang. : )