Posted by Kevyblueyez at d43.as0.lncs.oh.voyager.net on September 04, 2003 at 07:36:02:
Homophobia is a resepcted state of mind that I find myself in frequently. Although, it really was a woman, she was 37, and was highly amused by my offer. Since I am more like Silent Bob in build I asked her very clearly if she'd ever had her ***hole licked by a fat guy in an Ohio State hat.
The main event however turned out to be somewhat of a let down, b/c she expected the salad treatment, and this smooth pimp of love won't toss a baseball much less a salad. Peace.