Posted by Xtian at xtian.sexualdeviants.org on August 19, 2003 at 22:10:05:
In Reply to: Hook me up posted by Alameda Whipsnake on August 19, 2003 at 21:46:19:
: Teach me how to how-you-say "post."
i do one of two things:
1. yell at my monitor until the words appear
2. yell at my monitor until i pass out
one of two things will then happen:
1. my words will appear
2. i will black out and be unaware of my attempt
which sets two things into motion:
1. hilarity will ensue
2. someone will diddle my junk
which has the net effect of the following two things:
1. kevin won't notice, obviating my reason for being here
2. further word will spread about my lack of girth but ability to contain it