Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at 64-205-217-231.client.dsl.net on August 21, 2003 at 15:02:46:
In Reply to: Bastard type questions.... posted by Eyes Only on August 21, 2003 at 14:57:17:
: What would you rather.....
1) Have your entrails torn out by rabid dingoes or have red hot pokers thrust into your armpits by lesbian dock workers?
Does it matter that the dock workers are lesbians? Really?
2) Be forced to travel to work naked while suffering a dysentry attack or wrestle with a number of sweaty Greek waiters in a septic tank?
Does it matter that the waiters are Greek? Really?
3) Appear on a chat show on your local TV station with a couple of really old queer Actors or be exposed by the local rag as a cat murderer?
Does it matter that the actors are queer? Really?
4) Nail your own feet to the floor or have someone do it for you?
Someone would have to do it for me.
: I think I have made my point....
: *wanders off mumbling...*
Why ask questions if you're just going to wander off?