What would Jesus do?

Posted by AshFan at fwocpx01.ex.cargill.com on August 19, 2003 at 13:11:47:

I went to a movie the other night and on the way I saw a bumper sticker that said, "What would Jesus do?". I pondered this for awhile, but forgot about it when I got to the theatre. About halfway through the picture, some asswad's cellphone starts ringing... and he ANSWERED IT! He is all, "oh not much, just watching a movie... yeah, no" etc etc. I was ENRAGED!! I was very near throwing my entire soda at him when I remembered...

"What would Jesus do"

So, after carefull thought, I started him on fire and sent him to hell.

Thank you bumper sticker person, you have changed my life.

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