Posted by Jack Spencer Jr at ua9-p15.dreamscape.com on August 19, 2003 at 12:58:29:
I would change the Lord's Supper from wine to tequilla.
"Dis iz dee blood of our Lord and Saviour. See dee little worm? Dat iz dee Holy Spirit. You must get the Holy Spirit inside you. C'mon. Eat dee worm. That's a tasty Holy Spirit."