Posted by Eyes Only at zeb.zqwdrqsz.com on August 15, 2003 at 13:11:53:
The Hussein Family Tree
Now that Uday and Qusay seem to have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-known family members are coming to the attention of American authorities.
Among the brothers:
Sooflay ..................the restaurateur
Guday................... the half-Australian brother
Huray.................... the sports fanatic
Bejay......................the gay brother
Kuntay & Kintay.....the twins from the African mother
Sayhay....................the baseball player
Ojay........................the stalker / murderer
Gulay......................the singer / entertainer
Ebay.......................the internet czar
Biliray......................the country music star
Ecksray...................the radiologist
Puray.......................the blender factory owner
Regay......................the half-Jamaican brother
Tupay......................the one with bad hair:
Among the sisters:
Pusay.......................the 'loose' 22 yr old
Lattay........................the coffee shop owner
Bufay.........................the 300 pound sister
Dushay......................the clean sister
Phayray.....................the zoo worker in the gorilla house
Sapheway..................the grocery store owner
Ollay..........................The half-Mexican Gudlay........................the prostitute