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In Reply to: Time for another joke-off! posted by Trent Reno on August 18, 2003 at 17:07:54:
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: Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction
: Fri August 15, 2003 10:33 AM ET
: BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.
: "The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.
: Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.
: Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.