Posted by Chicago at 12-248-92-149.client.attbi.com on August 18, 2003 at 12:24:13:
In Reply to: Since Freddy Vs. Jason was such a success... posted by Trent Reno on August 18, 2003 at 12:10:21:
: ...the studios are grabbing the rights to many beloved retro characters to pit them against each other to the death. In the coming years, look forward to:
: E.T. vs. Alf - It starts with a friendly space race, but turns into an ugly battle of Melmacians vs. E.T.s. I think it should end with Alf eating E.T. while shouting, "It's mostly bones! Ha!"
: Gizmo vs. Wicket - The battle of the cute turns ugly when Wicket shoves Gizmo in his boiling stu. But it gets even worse when this makes more mogwai pop out of Gizmo's back, creating a mess of scalding hot mogwai.
: Lional (Thundercats) vs. He-Man - He-Man catches Lional (sp?) in bed with his sister She-Ra and gets mega-pissed. This leads to the ultimate swordfight. Blinded by rage (and a possible sick-lust for his own sis), He-Man beheads Lional, and then goes on a rampage and kills Courtney Cox (who was in the "Masters of the Universe" motion picture, mind you).
: Feel free to add your own retro "vs." film and logline.