Re: The Poll that built america

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Posted by spider_boris at on August 11, 2003 at 20:08:07:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?

get a life, dweeb

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words

no fucking way

: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard

ummm.... whiskers?

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?


: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

Heather ought to be promoted to Empress

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

not a damn thing

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?

Affleck. Apparently he knows people who can make dead hookers disappear

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King

mickey dees

: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

ask him to off costello

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

blue. that's the only color of balls i know

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