Posted by Xtian at xtian.sexualdeviants.org on August 11, 2003 at 17:34:05:
In Reply to: oh my God...oh my God...oh my God!!!!!! posted by pickleweasel on August 11, 2003 at 17:28:19:
: This guy that I've liked literally FOREVER just invited me to his birthday party next Sunday!!!!
a bit of time-honored and sage advice from the onion:
"Don't feel pressure to have sex just because it's prom night. Stopping at a tongue up the ass is perfectly acceptable."
:(which is actually a tad creepy, since I had a dream about it last night), but anyways...OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!
i hope you don't find that your prescience has locked you into an immutable future, bereft of choice and possible deviation. that happened to my cousin ted, totally ruined his whole high school experience.
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