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Posted by PantherModern at on August 11, 2003 at 15:04:33:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?

Umm... "Mmmm... Gum. Tasty."

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words

"Mmmm... Gum. Tasty."

: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard

I'm growing a beard now. Why the fuck do I need to have had a facial growth to do it?

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?

No, nor am I wearing his pants.

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

Nothing, how about the Princess, because two Queens on the board is messing up my ability to skim.

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

$39.95 and a set of hubcaps.

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?

No one. I was just in Vegas and the hookers there are most definately not my type. I'd let the person whose room I somehow ended up in deal with things.

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King

Stake King? I know not of what you speak.

: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

God, this story is fictional. 1. My DVD player is already fucked to begin with. 2. What Queen does is her own business. 3. I sleep easily through loud noises, and 4. I'm not an Elvis Costello fan, so he wouldnt be allowed in my apartment to begin with.

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

Well, umm... Orange? Seeing as thats the color it was clarified to be...

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