Re: The Poll that built america

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Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at on August 11, 2003 at 14:54:09:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?

Nice job stirring up all that anti-smoking sentiment...people jump on the bandwagon then jump right off...bummer isn't it?

2) Describe your private parts in 3 words

No thank you.

3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard


4) Are you Dave Gorman?


5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

Not talking about Scott...or she should just give me back sole queen status.

6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

Nothing...I wouldn't want to put up with our crap every day.

7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?


8) McDonalds or Stake King

Neither...but I don't know what Stake King is.

9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

I think they should share the room. Maybe Elvis would calm the fuck down.

10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

Orange! 'Cause it was orange!

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