Re: The Poll that built america

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Posted by miss d at on August 11, 2003 at 14:23:18:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
"You're a Chewley's Gum Representative? And you're what? Stirring up all this anti-smoking sentiment to sell more gum?"

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words

Wow, that's invasive.

: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard

None, unless I decide to join the circus as the bearded lady.

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?

Not last time I checked

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

Queen of getting back up on the horse and stop letting a man keep her down.

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

Absolutely nothing - no offense to Ming, of course.

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?

The cops?!

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King

What's Stake King?

: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

Please tell me how you think this shit up?!?!

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

What's with society's need to assign everything a color?!

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