Posted by John Cocktolstoy at 188.8.131.52 on August 11, 2003 at 14:18:58:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him? kick down a free case?
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words Long and distinguished.
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard -You mean the beard to cover the growth?, a goiter
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman? Dave's not here
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today? Hearts, so that Juice Newton may serenade her.
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day? nothing, dude's too busy
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker? Charlie Sheen; he'd know what to do.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King, Mac Donalds
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do? make him write a song about it
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be? blue
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