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Posted by SweetIrony at on August 11, 2003 at 14:06:24:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?

I don't know what Chewlies Gum is, but I would probably ask him for some free or maybe a free t-shirt or something.

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words

It is private.

: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard

Why, what have you got?

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?

No, but I know Dave Gorman. Bitch owes me $2.

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

The Queen of Moving On (and finding a cyber lover, who would then make Scott so jealous he would return to her, cause he obviously still cares).

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

Nothing, but if I would up as Ming for a day, I would want to be paid a shitload of money.

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?

My husband, who would come & help me "fix" the problem and then later mock me about it for the rest of my life.

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King

Don't know Stake King, but it has to be better than McDonalds.

: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

This hypothetical doesn't work for me - I don't have a sister.

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

blue, my favorite

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