Posted by "The Swingset Scene" at user178.net402.nc.sprint-hsd.net on August 11, 2003 at 14:00:32:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
-Wow, weren't you in Clerks?
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
-Mine, not yours.
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
-umm.
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
-Nope.
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
-neverending name changes.
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
-$37.00.
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
-Dead hooker storage.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
-ummm... Backyard Burgers?
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
-Give him Costello.
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
-Carolina Blue.