Posted by Gabe at 12.152.8.121 on August 11, 2003 at 13:54:08:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
** Hi
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
** I'd rather not
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
** I don't understand the question.
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
** Not at the moment.
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
** Not saying stupid shit and whining constantly.
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
** I'll give him a nickle.
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
** No one, I'd toss the body out a window, make it look like a suicide and get the fuck out of there.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
** I'm lost.
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
** Tell Elvis to fuck off and tell Jeremy to follow him.
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
** Orange