Posted by keri_jade at toronto-hs-64-26-176-154.s-ip.magma.ca on August 11, 2003 at 13:49:50:
In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:
: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
Dude, lose the 'fro.
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
made for lovin'.
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
Um, hair? Is this a trick question?
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
Nope.
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
Maybe she should just be the Queen of TODAY.
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
To do what?
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
Matt Damon.
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
I don't know the Stake King. Or I guess it's McD's all the way.
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
Introduce him to Jeremy. Maybe he's bore him to death (ah, that was harsh)
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
Orange. Classic.