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Posted by nogoodnik at on August 11, 2003 at 13:48:43:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?

Fuck off

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words


: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard

Chia pet seeds

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?

Not the last time I checked

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

Her own destiny

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

Sorry, I don't pay, I get paid.

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?

What does she look like?

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King


: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

Have them duet on "Ebony & Ivory"

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

Red, like in "Schindler's List" However, I believe it's "the orange one" if I'm not mistaken.

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