Re: The Poll that built america

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Posted by pilky9o at on August 11, 2003 at 13:45:25:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?

'sup man, can you hook me up with some free gum?

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words


: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard


: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?

Sometimes I think so yes. But when I take my meds, I'm just plain old Pilky again.

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?

sunshine and lollipops.

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?

37 cents.

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?

same guy Affleck calls. I know that was too easy and therefore not funny, but still...He's fucking Ben Affleck!

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King


: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

trade the night's room rental for the phone numbers of some of the hotties from that TV show.....or hand him some kneepads and tell him not to come back until he has a case of beer, some pot and a pizza.

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

pimk with these purple flecks....oh and a little blue dot. oh and it should leave a big red trail when it is shot by that guy played by that guy that nobody ever talks about, probably 'cause he's really gay and stuff.

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