Re: The Poll that built america


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Posted by cokechic at alpha45221.kingwoodcable.com on August 11, 2003 at 13:41:50:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
Shut the fuck up

: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
In-your-dreams

: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
What the fuck?

: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
Not last time I checked

: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
Kicking your ass

: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
Fuck that... Ming would pay to be me! :)

: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
My shrink

: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
McDonalds... what the hell is Stake King?

: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?

Kick all there asses to the curb and call Jason Mewes.

: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?
Hot fuckin pink




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