Re: The Poll that built america


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Posted by shitty speller...DEAL WITH IT! at 24-205-35-70.gln-eres.charterpipeline.net on August 11, 2003 at 13:41:13:

In Reply to: The Poll that built america posted by Drunken Man Whore on August 11, 2003 at 13:37:12:

: 1) If you met the guy who worked for Chewlies Gum what would you say to him?
CAN I HAVE SOME FREE GUM?
: 2) Describe your private parts in 3 words
SHORT, THEN NOT
: 3) What kind of facial growth would make you grow a beard
HUH?
: 4) Are you Dave Gorman?
NO
: 5) What should Heather be the Queen of today?
HUH
: 6) How much would you pay to be Ming for a day?
1 BUCK
: 7) Who would you phone if you woke up in a vegas hotel next to a dead hooker?
ANOTHER HOOKER
: 8) McDonalds or Stake King
STAKE KING?
: 9) If Jeremy London turned up at your house with only the clothes on his back and asked you for help, but you already had Elvis Costello in your spare room, and while he had been staying with you Elvis had broke your DVD player, fucked your sister, and continualy woke you up in the night through loud masterbation - what would you do?
LET HIM IN AND LET HIM STAY WITH ELVIS
: 10) IF clerks was in colour, what colour would you want the hockey ball to turn out to be?

ORANGE


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