Posted by Queen of Urban Legend at bgp990678bgs.madsnh01.mi.comcast.net on August 10, 2003 at 20:25:16:
In Reply to: Jesus Freaks are cool.... posted by Heather~Queen of Too Much Info on August 10, 2003 at 20:15:29:
The idiot in the minivan who cut me off in traffic on Friday, the one with the Jesus fish on one side of the van and the picture of Calvin kneeling before the cross on the other side of the van...she wasn't cool at all and I'm assuming she was a Jesus freak, since she felt the need to put one of those fish on her car.
You know, because God stands on the side of the road and marks down the license plates of the folks with the Jesus fish then gives that list to St. Peter who checks the list at the gates of heaven. If you're not on the list...you move to the back of the line. Right? What other possible reason would someone have to put that stupid fish on their vehicle?
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