Posted by Capt Quirk at adsl-18-51-101.mco.bellsouth.net on August 09, 2003 at 11:13:13:
In Reply to: Birthday joke for Fly..... posted by Eyes Only on August 09, 2003 at 11:10:14:
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: A ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local
: sitting on his porch patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welshman "Can I talk to your dog?"
: Villager: "The dog doesn't talk, you stupid git."
: Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
: Dog: "Doing' all right."
: Villager: (look of extreme shock)
: Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)
: Dog: "Yep"
: Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
: Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me
: to the lake once a week to play."
: Villager: (look of utter disbelief)
: Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
: Villager: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."
: Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
: Horse: "Cool"
: Villager: (absolutely dumbfounded)
: Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing at the villager)
: Horse: "Yep"
: Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"
: Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me
: down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
: Villager: (total look of amazement)
: Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
: Villager: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar!"