Posted by Bob301 at dialup-171.75.6.140.dial1.phoenix1.level3.net on August 04, 2003 at 02:44:12:
In Reply to: Deep Thoughts posted by nogoodnick on August 04, 2003 at 02:25:32:
: If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
If a cow and a half can eat a bale and a half in a day and a half, how many shingles does it take to tile a dog house?
None, everyone knows dog houses can't fly.
(I lifted this from a ThinkGeek fortune page)