Posted by Tom (POJK) at 82-36-185-122.cable.ubr03.soli.blueyonder.co.uk on August 06, 2003 at 05:08:34:
In Reply to: Yet another stupid poll... posted by Chicago on August 06, 2003 at 04:34:42:
: Brought to you by the people who brought you The Stupid Poll...
: 1.) You're ten years old again. But this time, your name is Elkhound. The kids on the playground make fun of you for it. How do you tell them off?
-- 'Fuck you, you fucking bunch of fucking paedophiles'. The use of the word 'fuck' three times, coupled with the 'paedophiles' (which I'm guessing would be new and kind of baffling to most ten year olds as an insult) would do the job.
: 2.) Cream of wheat... elaborate.
-- Nah.
: 3.) Three magic markers walk into a bar... what does the first one say? The next question does NOT have to be answered... What does the second one say?
-- What's a 'magic marker'? Do you mean a felt-tip pen? American lingo is stupid.
: 4.) You have a blender that can only blend three things at a time... what are the first three things you shove in there to liquefy?
-- Bananas, vanilla ice-cream and milk. I likes me the milk-shakes.
: 5.) If your clock had stopped, what time would you most prefer it to stop at?
-- 10 past 10, because then it looks like it's smiling at me.