Re: It wasn't Gigli

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Posted by cheat4goodwill at on August 06, 2003 at 03:55:13:

In Reply to: It wasn't Gigli posted by DanShoryu on August 06, 2003 at 03:40:35:

I know it wasn't reason for the last setback, but it has obviously been reason for critics to already start a preliminary round of bashing before they have seen it. The pairing of them will be the destruction of this potentially good movie, not because J-Lo may do a bad job (for all I know she is superb in this movie) but rather because of all the bad press surrounding their pairing in Gigli. Maybe Smith should just set the movie back another six months - just long enough for them to get married, divorced, and for J-Lo to get remaried again. I just think the whole J-Lo thing has brought nothing but bad karma to this movie. No longer is it just Smith fans who are disapointed, but the bitch is now turning other prospective fans and critics away. She is like evil or something (cat killer!). Yoko Ono is to The Beatles as J-Lo is to Kevin Smith movies! THE BITCH MUST DIE! Ofcours this whole film sounds like a flop. Like one of those dime a dozen, cheap-laugh romantic comedies. It will be no Chasing Amy anyways.

I still pray for the violent J-Lo death scene. Infact I don't care if it's in the first quarter. Just as long as she dies. Is there any chance we can edit this in now if it isn't already there? Please Kevin, Please? A little CGI and stunt double it shouldn't be any trouble.

Hopefully Ben isn't Italian and J-Lo isn't a dike. And hopefully J-Lo never speaks.

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